Fantasy Football Rumors, Insults, Threats & Corruption

Before I go into some of the chaos that ensued today, please allow me to present the facts (100% Truth).
- Fantasy Football League Dues were $55.
- I only gave the commissioner $45 as he already owed me $10 for pizza hut.
- I paid my league dues one day late.

Afternoon
I started getting strange looks shortly after lunch time, which gave me the indication that something was up. I then received a call from a customer care representative, telling me that I did not pay my league dues. While I was still on the phone, the league commissioner passed by and gave me an evil smile. I instantly knew at that point he was spreading rumors about me.

I asked the customer care rep if the commissioner had just been in her office. She denied it. The call ended with the following statement:

Customer Care Representative: "We will call your mom, if you don't pay your league dues."

Before hanging up, I heard another customer care member tell her my mom's actual name...


Later that Afternoon
About an hour later I was cced on an e-mail chain between the same CC Rep from earlier & HR. There was no subject, but shockingly the (false) topic of me not paying my league dues came up again...

CC Rep: "He did not pay his dues, he should be kicked out and his points divided among every one."

HR: "Thank you very much for your insightful feedback and I 100% agree with your recommendation. I have cc copied in our beloved Commissioner so he can take action to rid the league of this thing." (Apparently I'm a thing)

CC Rep: "Thank you I appreciate your continued support."

HR: "You are most welcome and I am always happy to help; we just had a discussion with our Commish, a vote may be coming soon."

Still in the Late Afternoon...

Immediately following this back and forth, I overheard a group of the league members talking about me and my lack of league dues payment (Even though I paid weeks ago).

Colleague #1: "Let's see so there are twelve people in the league, so the remaining eleven can come and throat punch him at the same time." 

Trying to ignore their comments, I headed to the bathroom. Looking over at one of the other league managers, I was greeted with the following:

Colleague #2: "You better pay up, or you're going to PAY up!"

I didn't know threatening other colleagues was allowed in the workplace, but apparently when HR is against you, it is. 

End of Day (League Dues Violation)

I logged on to the fantasy football homepage only to find that the league commissioner had made a new posting.

I can't wait to see what tomorrow will hold. I'm sure another fun filled day will be waiting for me.