Random Office Quotes

The following is a running list of random quotes overheard in the office. Suggestions are welcome.

#1. "I'd rather slap you with a hot dog."

#2. "Wow, you have really long eyelashes."

#3. "I miss Dennis Rodman's hair."

#4. "You need a boo to keep you warm in the winter."

#5. "I ain't cuffin' no hoes."

#6. "Who's Jimmy Buffet? Seriously, you're talking to the wrong guy"

#7. (Colleague #2 was wearing glasses this particular morning because he accidentally dumped his contacts down the drain.)
Colleague #1: "You look smart and nice"
Colleague #2: "I wish that came from a girl..."

#8. (Colleague #2 walking down hallway)
Colleague #1: "You look taller today"
Colleague #2: "Oh, thank you!"

#9. (Colleague #1 asking Colleague #2 for a ruler.)
Colleague #2: "What do you need to measure?"
Colleague #1: "I need to measure my subway sandwich, I don't think it's a foot long"

#10. (I really don't know what started this conversation)
Colleague #1: Can you get me a Spanish girl?
Colleague #2: Why?
Colleague #1: I want to give her a workout..