Make it Great
Normally I go to Fuddruckers on Fridays for lunch, but when a group of colleagues decided to go to Pizza Hut I just couldn't pass up the opportunity. Now I was hesitant at first, because the last two groups of people I went to Pizza Hut with got sick afterwards. They told me that they would never go to Pizza Hut again.I told them that their bodies just aren't used to handling great food. They've hated me ever since.
I warned my fellow colleagues of these past lunch experiences, but five were still willing to go despite the naysayers (normally our Friday lunch groups range from eight to ten, but not today). With the group confirmed we headed off to the best pizza place in the world.
First Impressions
Upon arrival I noticed two things:
#1. There was a chalk board on the wall that said "Pizza Hut is #1". They couldn't be more right.
#2. One of the employees there also works the night shift at a second Pizza Hut (about 20 minutes away). I figured that would be the case because Pizza Hut only hires experts. Only a select few can make a true Pizza Hut deep dish pizza with that delicious golden brown crust.
Side Note: I know this is the same employee because I usually pick up a pizza from the second Pizza Hut on my way home from work (on Monday's about once a month). Same great quality.
"Fun" Fact: About 1-2 years ago I picked up a pizza and came out to the parking lot only to find a stalker colleague taking pictures of me. Scary...
Ordering & Anarchy
Anyway, we sat down to find that we were the only six people in the restaurant. After noticing this, Colleague #3 kept saying how bad Pizza Hut was and that they were going to be out of business soon.
Colleague #3: "The land this restaurant is on is probably worth more than the entire business."
I wanted to KILL Colleague #3. However, I kept my composure and promised myself that I would simply just fire him in the next couple of weeks. Problem solved.
We ended up ordering 2 Large Pan Pizzas (one cheese & one half veggie lovers/one half hawaiian-luau) and an order of five breadsticks. The waiter was nice enough to cut the breadsticks into ten pieces. Great service.
Let it be known that the ham and pineapple pizza (hawaiian-luau) was ordered by Colleague #3, despite that fact that he shouldn't eat meat on Fridays during lent.
Let it be known that the ham and pineapple pizza (hawaiian-luau) was ordered by Colleague #3, despite that fact that he shouldn't eat meat on Fridays during lent.
Holy Visitors
Around the same time of ordering, two nuns entered the restaurant (this is not the beginning of a joke, it's a true story). They ordered mozzarella sticks with Pizza Huts famous marinara sauce.
Fact: Even god loves Pizza Hut.
A short while later our pizza arrived and we all started to feast.
Note: Although no words were spoken by the Nuns, it was obvious they were NOT happy with Colleague #3's choice of pizza.
In the end, our pizza was so good that not a single slice was left (16/16). Compliments to the chef! Even better, the total bill (with tip) came out to only $29!!! The entire meal cost less than $5 per person!!! Amazing.
The Results Are In!
After lunch I decided to check in on my colleagues to see how they were feeling. Here were the results:
Colleague #1: Felt okay
Colleague #2: Felt tired
Colleague #3: Felt sick
Me: Felt amazing (10/10)
Colleague #4: Felt good
Colleague #5: Felt very good. This person even mentioned that she felt so good she wanted to have Pizza Hut the next morning for breakfast! Awesome!
Colleague #5 suggested that Colleague #3 was the only one sick because the nuns put a curse on him. Well deserved.
