Blackmail in the Workplace

Before I begin, please note that the normal working hours at my job are 9AM - 5:30PM. I normally leave work around 5:45PM or later.

However, on Tuesday I decided that I would be leaving work on time. I was a little nervous about leaving at this time, but in reality I wasn't doing anything wrong. There were some people that left at the same time as me and some even left earlier than me.

Anyway, I came into work expecting a riot on my hands for what I had done. Luckily I only had to deal with two or three comments from a select few colleagues.

Around 5PM I was handed an envelope with my name on it (The person who gave it to me said it was mixed up with the other mail). I thought this was pretty strange, considering that I had only gotten a total of two letters in the past two and a half years. Both of which were junk mail.

I cautiously opened up the envelope and unfolded the document inside. It read as follows...

I think I need a new job.